Fake Criterion for David Lynch’s Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
Sabotage: The Complete Series 
Thank you for making great music and funny things.
You really ought to get the Beastie Boys Video Anthology from the real Criterion Collection, if you haven’t, already.
The other night I had a really strange, convoluted dream that seemed completely rational at the time. Heres what happened. I dreamt that I was attending the Big Day Out (an event I havent been to for years) and as I went through the gates, I was ushered into a modified caravan with a bunch of other strangers.
I was then immunised against something and a nurse-type gave us all a briefing on the different types of medications that would be available to people during the day. I was then told that before I could go in to the venue, I had to complete some puzzles and was given a thick, black, hard-bound activity book (which had stuff like word puzzles and crosswords etc).
I tried really hard to crack a code and find the secret message, but just couldn’t figure it out. After a LOT of trying, I realised that I didn’t HAVE to finish this puzzle, and should just be able to waltz right in to the venue. I gave the book to a nearby Hare Krishna.
I then found myself on a hand-ball court with a bunch of other people. There was lines and squares painted on the concrete (so that people could play handball) and someone had written stuff all over the ground in chalk too. Upon closer inspection the words were names of people and movies.
A live chicken was then brought out. This chicken was somehow able to predict who would win an Oscar by walking over the squares and clucking or something.
Oh, and there was this guy in a suit who looked exactly like Martin Short. He was, however, a former British Prime Minister.
This is pretty cool if you’re a DEXTER fan… I wouldn’t pay too much attention to it if you haven’t seen all the episodes however, its got a few spoilers…
This post is me getting my geek on… This is a run-down of the upcoming BlackBerry Playbook - BB’s tablet computer. Looks awesome.
Taryn linked me to THIS MAN - a site devoted to a guy who looks like the love-child of Martin Scorsese and Herve Villechaize who supposedly shows up in people’s dreams all over the world. According to the dream descriptions he is either a source of peace and comfort, or a scary, malevalent force of pure evil. No denying that he’s creepy as Hell…